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The Glee Drinking Game

January 28th, 2010 Posted in Misc

After merely a few episodes, it soon became clear to me that Glee could provide the perfect follow-up to The Atonement Drinking Game and The House Of Flying Daggers Drinking Game. No, it has nothing to do with games or journalism, but it’s an entertaining distraction…

The Glee Drinking Game

  • If Rachael storms out of a room: Take one swig
  • If Emma cleans something: Take one swig
  • If someone mentions MySpace: Take one swig
  • If a Slushie is thrown in someone’s face: Take one swig
  • If Principal Figgins mentions budget or financial cuts: Take one swig
  • If a packet of Chronic Lady is on screen: Take one swig
  • If a character is singing while everyone around them is oblivious: Take three swigs
  • If someone says “That’s how Sue ‘C’s it”: Take one swig
  • If the ginger kids are screaming: Swig constantly until they stop
  • If Rachael and Finn walk around each other in a circle while singing, not breaking eye contact: Down your drink

    • (As always, more rules may follow. Feel free to suggest your own)

  1. 2 Responses to “The Glee Drinking Game”

  2. By shoinan on Jan 28, 2010

    What is this Glee? See how I’ve perked up at the sound of a drinking game?

    A friend and I once wrote incredibly complicated drinking games for The Simpsons and Arrested Development. We’re talking tiers, tables and tiebreakers. Sometimes I wonder if it would just be easier to get pissed then watch the shows…

  3. By James on Jan 28, 2010

    Glee = this. I promise it’s not as cheesy as it looks.

    And I need to hear these rules for The Simpsons and Arrested Development.

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